(Gossip Girl's Voice): Sometimes desperation makes people do embarassing things. Some people get rejected while some get rewarded. Because everything is worth a try, why don't you? Congrats Joule. You earned it.
(Joulo): Thank you GG! Blair's not gonna be happy about our friendship. Btw, I wrote my uncle a letter. I think it's funny, hence the share. My friend Kating said she felt like she read a version of the Devil Wears Prada! Kat is sooo Miranda Priestly! Of course, I'd be Emily and not Andy.
"Dear Uncle Boboy,
I'm having the most difficulty on how to start this letter and the guts that I mustered has been quite brave for me 'coz I don't normally do this. So, here goes. First of all, how are you and your family?
Due to my hospitalization and other side expenses, my parents have given up on giving me money because we have a planned trip to Malaysia come semestral break, though I doubt that's still coming through 'coz we have to find our missing passports still, but what can I do? I fell in love.
As I was strolling the glory of the aircon-ditioned LimKetKai mall I happened to pass by a store, Republik.
I was just innocently window shopping when the world just stopped and all I could hear was the pounding of my heart in excitement.
Stuck in revelry for a while, I slowly walked to my desire in slow motion as if in a movie and then grabbed what I would call my love at first sight.
Clad in blue high quality leather with a white trim and tassels hanging so nonchalantly it was as if it was teasing me, I just knew that it was the ONE.
Okay, so I'm exaggerating, but I'm like, obsessed. Borderline crazy actually. Near meltdown and tantrum.
It's shoes. DON"T SAY THEY'RE JUST SHOES. I'm sure that when you were young you were also in love with superficial stuff and you can relate to the feeling! Lol.
You know those moments where you're about to sleep then something just pops into your mind? Well, that's the feeling I get with those shoes.
Like the title, desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm madly in love and obsessed. I don't know where I would turn to but you. I mean, your like a cool uncle. No pun intended. You know the euphoric high of fashion items.
So here goes my BAGA UG NAWONG nga plead. Begging diay. On bended knees, though I doubt you'd see it. As in begging jud!
I kind of need P 4,500. OMG. Yuo're shocked. Nosebleed! Choking!
Huhuhu! I'm just so desperate! I mean, what would Jesus do? I'm sure he'd succumb to my favor and he'd think I deserved it 'coz I'm such a good student and son. I'm sure you'd consider. Hehe.
Okay, so you'd think that I really deserve this. here goes: I'm a writer for our school publication, a second year lever representative for my course DevCom and an ACIL cathecist teacher in MOGCCHS. Not convinced?
I'm not a nerdy achiever but I do get good average grades. I always clean the house and remind Leanne of the values our parents has taught us. I'm a very good brother giving her advice and everything. I'm not really a people person but my friends do like me. They even say that I'm sikat daw and I just stand out. They saaid that ha. Not me! Hahaha!
So if you please. Begging mode. Please Uncle Boboy? Please?
But if you refuse to give me money for my shoes, I will understand that you want me to be heartbroken and suffering from the pain of retail loss. Hahha! Just kidding! I would understand. Really.
I have a Western Union account btw. Hahha! JK.
Hoping for a happiness inducing reply. Hihihihihi.
Your very good nephew,
Joulo"
(Joulo): So happy my uncle gave a positive reply. Yeeey!
(Gossip Girl): Oooh. Shameless. You deserve an epic Gossip Girl blast.
(Joulo): Whoa! Wait! Whaddayamean?
(Gossip Girl): Dear Joulo, just wait and see.
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