Immaturity of the Red Nosed Reindeer

Crazy things happen to me! I'm just destined to have a crazy uncontrollable life!

Last Wednesday while logging on to Facebook, I decided to finall try buying some of my friends through the application Friends For Sale or FFS. I bought a lot of inexpensive people because I couldn't really afford some of my friends as they've been playing FFS for quite sometime now and their prices went up.

I chanced on buying an old friend who is a girl because she was very, uhmm... cheap! Both literal and figurative! I'm sorry! After buying her, she was stolen from an old schoolmate of mine whom I didn't know at that time was dating my girl friend(thats two words!). So I bought her back and he bought her back again until we were competing! He kept saying bad comments about me but I thought they were like jokes so I didn't mind them. I thought we were having fun! I logged out of Facebook and when I logged back in this afternoon I was surprised to recieve a message from the girl.

She kept thanking me and saying how much she appreciated that I bought her and then told me to stay out of sight of the guy because he was gonna kill me if he sees me. She even told me not to reply and delete the message immedeately! Crazeballs!

I replied of course but deleted the message! What was the big deal? The guy is a joke! Who takes FFS seriously? C'mon! Answer me! Who does? You've gotta be kidding me! The guy even posted on my wall a very harsh message! He didn't really say who it was but it was obvious he was talking about me! He posted it last night which means he didn't get over on how mad he was at me last Wednesday! So that means this guy really takes his investments in FFS seriously! It doesn't matter if you're in a relationship or not! You should go to a dating site instead! How immature!

Truth be told, I'm a little scared when I meet him! It's not really about getting another black eye but of the embarassment! What if people see us? Damn! The worst thing of all is that I see him everyday! If he punches me then I'll punch him back! Isn't that the rule? But if he threatens him then I'll just leave him alone! I'm not asking for a fight or a boxing match because I don't have the strength to punch someone! I have a very bony fist and that means it's soft! God help me! I was really panicking about the message from the girl asking me to lay low and stuff! The guy is pretty mamirahay type of guy.

To the guy: Grow up! I know why you didn't include your last name at Facebook because its pretty funny and I know what it is!

To the girl: Hello? You can't even defend me? You bitch! You should thank me for not erasing you in my account! Thank God you were the one who invited me!

P.S. You know the christmas song? That's his name! Red Nosed Reindeer! Go figure!