The Wost Week Ever

Recently, it's all've been about tragedies, misfortunes and deaths. My week was a never ending embarassment and I'm afraid its still coming. As you all know last Monday (July 27) was my birthday and nothing really happened that much which counts as a bad day in this very, very bad week.

Now that I'm blogging about it, it's a relief (sort of) that I can't remember some of the worse things that happened to me these past seven days. But let me think... aha! Got it!

Bad thing that happened contestant number 1:

July 27- my birthday and I didn't really do anything except complain how my day was and feeling shitty about it. I expected an adventure and what did I get? Read the post before this.

Bad thing that happened contestant number 2:

July 28- I woke up early around 6am for a 9:40am P.E. class. I took my time because I love listening to music and I wanted to dance. I did my usual routine before leaving the house, got on a jeepney and patiently waited to get to school, WHEN(!!!!), I was reaching for my fare when I realized that I was reaching for nothing because I forgot to bring my wallet! I haven't got a single cent in me and I was panicking inside my head. Trembling, body hairs raising up, goosebumps, stomach churning, everything! I felt it all!

I tried to recall everything I did before leaving the house to really make sure if I brought money or not when I officially had to land on a confirmation: Joulo, buanga ka! Wala ka nagdala ug kwarta dong! Hala ka sige! Unsaon na nimo run!

I was searching for familiar faces in the jeepney and found a neighbour! Thank God! But the problem was that I didn't really know my neighbour and we don't speak. We don't even look at each other! But I had to go talk (beg) to her before the conductor beats my ass off.

I approached her at the opposite seat leaving my pride and dignity on my former seat and told her, "Hi te. Kuan man gud, uhmm, nbilin nako akong kwarta! Wala jud ko nakadala bisag piso! Pwede pautang ug seven Pesos? Wala jud te! As in!". Smell the desperation yet? Well, let's just say she was a saint and paid my fare for me. I kept on thanking her and hoped she wasn't annoyed or anything.

The thing is, I know her kids and she might tell them! And then her kids will tell other neighbours so you might as well chop me and serve me for dinner now! And I mean now!

As if that wasn't enough yet, I managed to still have a face for my P.E. class when I discovered that my P.E. shirt had this mold stain in it and will never go away because, I don't really know exactly, it's because I do my own laundry and I'm not really good at it. Cheers!

Don't laugh just yet! While performing the intended procedure, the sole of my shoe fell off! You missed that? IT FUCKIN' FELL OFF YOU MOTHERF-----!!!!!

On an even worser note, everyone in school saw me and some were laughing, naturally! Why was this happening to me? Why God, why? Sorry God. But dear readers! Why?

Bad thing that happened contestant number 3:

July 30- Probably the worst thing that happened (you be the judge!). It was a rainy day, my classmates and I were waiting outside our classroom when I saw my lab partner in Chemistry and told him that we should finish our report. I was a little cheery(being myself) so I was running a li'l bit when BAM! I don't even know if BAM is the proper sound of it but I slid through the slippery floor and hit it! The impact was so hard and loud that the teacher in the other room where the doors were closed went out to check on me.

I was embarassed 'coz there were people so I got up and joked a little bit about sliding. People I couldn't recall helped me stand up when I realized that my head was throbbing like a bitch! It was really painful that I couldn't really focus. I just stood with my hands on my knees for support and stared at the floor. People were talking but I couldn't hear them. Everyone was panicking and I stareted too when I heard that I was bleeding.

It wasn't really a big deal for me that I was bleeding but everyone was shoving tissue into my forehead and the teacher insisted that I go to the clinic immedeately. I told the teacher there was no need to but everyone insisted. I even joke a lot because of that humiliating slide.

I was walking on campus and everyone kept looking. When we got to the clinic they had this face like I was hit by a bus or something. I understood those reactions when they said that I needed to be stitched. I echoed their faces. A stitch? NO! I'm deathly afraid of needles!

I kept begging them not to stitch me but they said that it can't happen or I will lose lots of blood and some other illnesses. I texted my sister to come immedeately because she was the only family I had and I needed her.

Kudos to my friend KC for being with me all the way! Thank you!

It's kind of a very long story. I was crying my ass off because I really didn't like pain and needles. I was stiched in the forehead five times and got a bandage (of course, duh?). Everyone was looking, everyone was asking, I wrote about it on Facebook, my family was worried, typical reactions. It was PAINFUL, the slide.

Bad thing that happened contestant number 4:

August 1:

I was absent for the second time in my CWTS class and wouldn't be allowed to absent anymore. I woke up late surfing the internet. My fault!


So? What story do you think wins?

Cheers! To the worst week ever!